Literature
Complete ode to Wacko Jacko
My nose is falling off
It's hanging by a thread
But if i ran out of sellotape
It'd fall right off my head *aacha*
I'm completly loony,
I'm more plastic than man
1979
Is where my craziness began 'ahoo'
I live in neverland
Im unquestionably bonkers
I can't get any nookie
So i show children my conkers 'ah hee hee hee'
Im glad that i was cleared
On all counts of abuse
Im much more subtle than you think,
I feed 'em jesus juice. 'im baaaaaaaaaaaad!!'
I think you will agree
My nose is a medical wonder
But now im thinking my surgery,
May have been a blunder. 'owww'
I got loadsa money,
I got loadsa clothes,
My names micheal ja